Yes you read correctly and yes this is real... some things you just can't make up.
A hands-free machine for donating sperm was introduced at a Chinese hospital in Nanjing.
Read more about it and watch a video of it below:
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It's also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.